THIS WEEK IN HOLLYWOOD: Fashion Police

WOODY HARRELSON

After assaulting a photographer in an airport, Woody defended himself by saying:
"I wrapped a movie called Zombieland, in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character. With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie."

Quite understandable, indeed. Woody, I can see where you would get confused. An easy mistake that anyone could have made. But, just to be sure, I would keep your crocheted cap on so the aliens can't use their brain scanners to experiment on you. Better to be safe than sorry.

Is it John Lennon?
Is it a homeless person?
Nope, just Mary Kate Olsen, out for a stroll.

LADY GAGA

Some people are so obvious I hate to even draw attention to them.
This was the same chick that performed on American Idol with the zipper over her eye.

Here she looks like she was the result of the Mad Hatter mating with the March Hare

JOSH HARTNETT AND UNIDENTIFIED GIRL

I can't be totally sure, but I'm pretty sure he's annoyed because she just tried to de-pants him.

JOE AND KEVIN JONAS

The two brothers were spotted in a rare moment without the third brother.
Reportedly Joe and Kevin had refused to be seen with Nick when he opted for baggy pants that day.

DREW BARRYMORE

I'm gonna give Drew the benefit of the doubt here and assume that her convertible top was stuck in the open position on the way to this event. I think before the horrific wind-blown incident she probably looked like this:


JESSICA AND HONOR MARIE

How convenient for Honor Marie that her mom's chic pacifier necklace doubles as something soothing to suck on.

Speaking of Jessica Alba...

It was so nice of Jessica Simpson to loan her some pants.