Friday, April 24, 2009



After assaulting a photographer in an airport, Woody defended himself by saying:
"I wrapped a movie called Zombieland, in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character. With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie."

Quite understandable, indeed. Woody, I can see where you would get confused. An easy mistake that anyone could have made. But, just to be sure, I would keep your crocheted cap on so the aliens can't use their brain scanners to experiment on you. Better to be safe than sorry.

Is it John Lennon?
Is it a homeless person?
Nope, just Mary Kate Olsen, out for a stroll.


Some people are so obvious I hate to even draw attention to them.
This was the same chick that performed on American Idol with the zipper over her eye.

Here she looks like she was the result of the Mad Hatter mating with the March Hare


I can't be totally sure, but I'm pretty sure he's annoyed because she just tried to de-pants him.


The two brothers were spotted in a rare moment without the third brother.
Reportedly Joe and Kevin had refused to be seen with Nick when he opted for baggy pants that day.


I'm gonna give Drew the benefit of the doubt here and assume that her convertible top was stuck in the open position on the way to this event. I think before the horrific wind-blown incident she probably looked like this:


How convenient for Honor Marie that her mom's chic pacifier necklace doubles as something soothing to suck on.

Speaking of Jessica Alba...

It was so nice of Jessica Simpson to loan her some pants.


tharker said...

You never disappoint! This was hilarious!

Amy J. said...

WOW...I think Hollywood made it a bit easy for you, zombies attacking in the airport, pacifier necklaces...the true stuff is just plain sad. I still don't know how you come up with such funny one liners though. My favorite was the JOhn Lennon comment! :)

Brenda said...

ok, I don't know how you found a model wearing the same dress as Drew but way to go! Oh and the pants again....PLEASE don't let them come back...please!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! Lady Gaga's lips totally freak me out (i'm sure i'll have a nightmare tonight). marykate....are you trying to look normal? b/c normal doesn't dress like that, just an FYI! Thanks for some great laughs today!


Ben and Alissa said...

Great post! I was going to say I couldn't believe the first one of Lady Gaga with the strategically placed tape, but then looking at all three of her they're all too horrible to single out just one.

melissa mae said...

I'm not even kidding when I say I have that SAME EXACT HAT that Woody is wearing. I'm disturbed.

ashley said...

I saw the zipper over the eye stunt! Lady Gaga is crazy, really she looks kinda of nuts when you see these pictures! Love the captions this week, they're hilarious!

Nancie said...

I don't really listen to much hip hop but is that Lady Gaga ga really popular? What is the world coming to? Give me a freaking break.

Lisa said...

i was about to say "is camel-toe back?" but then i remembered DUH, camel toe was NEVER in. poor jessicas.

i also have to say that i really don't get lady gaga's "fashion" but i totally dig her music.

Anonymous said...

always an enjoyable read :)