I've been out of the loop for so long that I have completely fallen behind on the happenings of my favorite celebrities. Here is some of the stuff I missed while I was away:
My question is....why would she not want to be with him?!
It's a mystery.
Paris is dating this guy now, instead of Benji Madden
I would learn his name, but...let's be real. What's the point?
Nicole Richie is expecting again!
Apparently she likes to try on all prospective baby clothes.
Mandy Moore got married!
I don't have anything funny to say about this, I just had no idea.
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are engaged!
And by the looks of this picture, it's probably a good idea.
The clocks a'tickin.
But it was comforting to see one familiar thing:
Katie and Suri