The other day in the car, listening to Viva La Vida: Macy: Mommy, who's St. Peter? Me: He was one of Jesus' apostles. Macy: Oh. A minute later... Payson: Was he on American Idol?
Payson, after witnessing Julia break her arm at the reunion: Mommy! Julia loosed her arm! Me: Julia didn't lose her arm, sweetie, she broke it. Later, after realizing he must have thought that breaking her arm meant breaking her arm off... Me: Payson, did you think Julia's arm came off? Payson, oh so nonchalantly: Yeah, I thought it was laying around somewhere. Um...why were you not freaking out more???!!!
I knew I had kids for a reason...free entertainment.