Tuesday, August 26, 2008

This Week in Hollywood

Back by popular demand! (And by that I mean the 3 people who said they missed it.) I will not set myself up by saying I will do it every weekend, but I will do it once a week to stay true to the name. You'll just have to be surprised from week to week when it pops up.




Nicollette Sheridan And Michael Bolton End Their Engagement

Reportedly, Sheridan decided to end the engagement when
she realized she was going to marry Michael Bolton.



Amy Poehler Expecting

When asked if she was going to deliver naturally or
use pain medication, Poehler put her hands up in the air
and said, "Ooooooh, ooooooh."
(Sorry people who haven't seen Baby Mama, you won't get that)



Jennifer Garner

When Jennifer found she had nothing to wear for this event,
the actress didn't stress...she knew exactly what to do with
her grandmother's curtains.



Miley Cyrus



You may think she's flashing an innocent peace sign,
but actually Miley had just been asked how many
more years it would be before she went all Britney on us.


Mary Kate Olsen

Lost and Found called....
they have your pants.

24 comments:

The Donald said...

Someone needs to donate 21 cents a day to Mary Kate so she can get something to eat.

Shayla said...

Seriously, what IS Jennifer Garner wearing? Love the Miley Cyrus comment, so sad, but probably true. So happy to see This Week in Hollywood back! :-)

Natasha said...

I'm so glad my life is "normal". Thanks for the update Alicia.

Anonymous said...

you are freaking hilarious alicia. thanks for a great morning laugh! it's only 7:30am!marisa

lindsay>boo said...

The Miley Cyrus comment cracked me up. Thanks!

Brenda said...

So great! I really enjoyed this.

[M] said...

so funny

dandee said...

Thank you for bringing it back! I needed a laugh this morning.

Amy J. said...

Really Alicia...how do you come up with these!? They are so good. Miley's was the absolute best.

meohmyers said...

Oh my gosh. You are good. So GOOD! These are so funny! Glad TWIH is back!!!

Heather said...

Jen totally looks like she's preggo... and that Olsen girl. WHOA!

MichelleB said...

I love it!!! Your comments are so funny, I laughed all morning thinking about them.

tharker said...

I am so happy to see This Week in Hollywood return!

True to form, this was hilarious! I especially loved the Miley Cyrus, and Nicollete Sheridan captions.

Alicia said...

Heather, Jen is preggo.

Sarah said...

I can't believe Mary Kate Olsen is a millionaire and she dresses like that. She probably paid thousands of dollars for that custom "vintage" shirt. Thanks for the laugh today.

Nicole said...

YAY!!! It's back. Such a fun post alicia!!!

Jodi said...

I was totally thinking the same thing as Heather - I'm so glad I continued and read your reply back to her. I had no idea that Jennifer's pregnant again. Thank goodness you came back with all the info and the LAUGHS! You are so funny Alicia! I'm so glad you're back doing this!! :)

Ms. Kristen said...

I am with Donald.....FEED THE Olsen Twins!!! I will donate a dollar a day! They need lots of big macs!
You are fun and entertaining...and I wish I could have your mind!

debsters said...

Haven't Bolton and Sheridan been together for a long time. I just don't get it.

Humerous and entertaining as always.

Rachael said...

OOOOh OOOOh! This Week in Hollywood is back! One of my favorite things about your blog! Loved the whole thing. Did you see Baby Mama is coming out on dvd 9-9-08!! I can't wait to gat my hands on a copy. The only thing I worry about is it not being as funny without your mega-phone loud laugh!

JenFielding said...

Alicia, you delivered as usual. Thank for the laugh. You would have loved this: At the Stadium of Fire this year when Miley was performing she grabbed the mic and said, "Hey guys! I just want you all to know that God has a plan for each of us and I'm totally stoked about it!"

Amen sista Miley!

(I never thought I would hear 'God has a plan' and 'stoked' in the same sentence.)

Lisa said...

Can I get an Amen for the mega phone loud laugh?!! Whoo Whoo!!!

Nicely done, my friend, nicely done.

Busy Bee Lauren said...

Oh Miley...why must you be so crazy?

Love the Jennifer Garner comment! Awesome!

Jodi said...

Hey, did you know that Amy Poehler is the voice of Bessie on "Mighty B?"