Friday, April 2, 2010

THIS WEEK IN HOLLYWOOD

Sorry I sort of fell off the radar there for a bit. It's been a rough week. But I'm finally bouncing back (yeah!) and feeling good, and in the mood for a little bit of.......

THIS WEEK IN HOLLYWOOD


Ricky Martin Reveals He's Gay

What?! This is a totally unexpected, shocking realization that no one could have guessed ten years ago. Next they'll try telling us that Richard Simmons is gay. And that the earth is round.



Stephenie Meyer Announces Fifth Twilight Series Book

(If this is the first time you've heard this, don't get too excited. It's a novella called The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner--you know, the newborn vampire that appears in Eclipse for half a page?) People.com did a poll asking if people plan to read it. I didn't vote because there was nowhere to check "It would be physically impossible for me to be less interested."



Jesse James Checks Into Rehab Facility


Weird...this sounds so familiar.
Celebrity guy gets caught cheating...celebrity guy gets caught cheating a lot...celebrity guy checks into "rehab" without specifying which kind...Oh! I know! I know what comes next! Jesse James will return to golf and play in the Masters.



Heidi Montag


I have no headline for her because there were just too many to pick from. First she famously gets 10 plastic surgeries in one day and becomes almost unrecognizable. Then she fires her own husband as her manager and hires a psychic instead. Then she fires the psychic a week later saying she doesn't want any men telling her what to do and that she just wants to focus on her movie career and for people to see her for the mogul she is. Heidi, Heidi, Heidi. Bravo. You have accomplished a feat that I never thought possible. You have officially replaced Lauren Conrad as The Hills cast member that I despise the most. And I've never even seen an episode.



Kate Gosselin Was Frightened Watching Herself on DWTS

Kate, now you know exactly how the rest of the world felt when we heard we had to watch you every week on Dancing With The Stars.


14 comments:

tharker said...

Yeah, I was totally shocked when Ricky came out. Didn't see that one coming ;)

Oh, Kate. Afraid isn't quite the right word...painful is more like it. As it is PAINFUL to watch her dance. Although, I still can't stop watching. It's like a bad car wreck, I can't look away.

LOVE This Week in Hollywood! More, please!

{ bRee } said...

Ricky....Ricky....Ricky.....just because you aren't popular anymore doesn't mean you have to finally come out of the closet to be popular again, gosh, that is like so high school *piff*!

Thanks Alicia, I miss This Week In Hollywood!

Noelle said...

welcome back. welcome back. love this. and ricky is so cute. oh well. and heidi, not so cute and kate. really not so cute.

Rachael said...

Why do you hate Lauren Conrad? What did she ever do to you?! Did you notice that Heidi's boobies look as big as her head in that picture? Ah, if we could all be so lucky...And I understand where you are coming from with the whole baby vampire book, but can you honestly say you won't read it, even for free? And Kate? Seriously? Why is she a celebrity? Tons of people have lots of kids and get divorced.

loved having twih back

Alicia said...

Yes Rachael, but there is only an elite few that are willing to exploit them for their own shot at fame.

Shayla said...

Sorry you've been so sick! Glad to hear you're feeling better, though. LOVE to see a TWIH in my reader!! Seriously, I know my memory of books lately hasn't been the best, but when I read about Stephanie's new book about some random baby vampire, I'm all..."wait, what? who? why...?" I didn't feel so bad when I realized the character was only in the book for less than a page before she dies, I guess forgetting her wasn't TOTALLY my bad. But I'm still wondering..."wait...why?"

Alicia said...

That was Bill, Rach, btw that made that last comment. And I've told you before, I hate LC (and now HM) because there's just something about people being famous for nothing that really bugs me. And then calling themselves movie stars and moguls. Blech.

Amy J. said...

What is a mogul? These were so funny and the first thing I noticed was that her head and boobs are about the same size. How does she not topple over! I bet she has to get some major chiropractic work done on a daily basis.

Sara said...

I laughed so hard at all of these. Thanks for giving me the low down.

Olívia Németh said...

Lovely blog!!

andrea said...

Wow... um, speaking of boobs the size of your head...

Candy said...

u seriuos about stephanie meyer's fifth book?!

Johnston Gang said...

AMEN. I love these posts. took the words right out of my mouth! love it!!

Lisa said...

okay so i was totally team kate after the whole split, but if the way she dances is any indication to the way she is in the bedroom, i've gotta go team john. i didn't know it was humanly possible to be that uncoordinated...i don't know how she doesn't fall over more.

very entertaining leesh!