My sister told me about a book she'd seen in the Deseret Book catalog called "It's Okay to Take a Nap And Other Reassuring Truths For Mothers Everywhere"
See?! It's in print. It's official. No one can judge me now for what I do every day between 1:00 and 3:00. I don't even need to buy the book, or read it for that matter. Just knowing it's out there has made my life complete. For the rest of you crazies who think sleeping is only for nighttime, maybe you oughta check it out. Your couch awaits you.