Wednesday, September 24, 2008


Clay Aiken Comes Out

What??!! Next they'll try telling us that the earth is round,
and that smoking is bad for you. It's crazy talk! NO ONE will EVER believe this.

Lindsay Lohan Confirms She Is Dating Samantha Ronson

I, for one, am shocked to learn that a female deejay who goes by Sam, dresses like
Boy George and spends all her time cuddling up to a hot young actress is gay.
I don't know about you.

Lance Bass
Knew Exactly What To Wear To Celebrate This News

His fairy wings.

Christina Aguilera Says She Feels "Sexier Than Ever"

After Giving Birth

Uh, could that have anything to do with the fact that her, ahem,
chest now resembles two basketballs?

It's okay, though, she finally found a bra that will fit.

Jessica Shows Off Her Body After Baby

Because she knew I was just starting to feel good about
myself and my five pound loss.

Whoopi Goldberg Reveals Crush On John Mayer

He let her down gently, saying he prefers women with eyebrows.


dandee said...

That picture is seriously of Jessica Alba AFTER baby? OK, I wanna know who really gave birth to her baby, and I wanna know NOW! Truly amazing!

p.s. your funny skills are THE BEST

Vanessa said...

I love your this week in Hollywood. I've never noticed Whoopi didn't have brows :)

Amy J. said...

OK so is that a real bra or something that just looks like one? Do you know how rare it is for People magazine to put only aguy on the cover! Well I guess this doesn't count.

MARISA said...


Alicia said...

Marisa, you just made my day.
Amy, it's just a huge model of a bra.

Noelle said...

what. is. up. with. no. eyebrows! i have always noticed whoopies no eye brow thing and it is always so freaky to me. love your comments. case in point why you should never get fake boobs.people can tell they are fake. duh.

Mitchellaus Copernicus said...

Leesh. No eyebrows. That's funny.

Ms. Kristen said...

Why does everyone want to do "it" with the same sex? God made us with specfic body parts........need I say more! Not appealing! Lance and Clay just need to be man enough to find a "real" women!

Lisa said...

I think Gay Aiken and Sam would make a better couple.

Eyebrows are over-rated...just ask Kim.

Nancie said...

ha ha ha ha ha he he he he ha gafaw!

ashley said...

I didn't know Lindsey was gay! At least she could have picked a cuter partner, who is this Sam!? Maybe she should go for Jessica Alba instead, I can't believe she just gave birth, I mean really!