Monday, January 26, 2009

The Culprit

APPREHENDED:

1 (One)
Container of Black Beans



CITED FOR:
(Including but not Limited to)

-Violation of Private Property
(1 (one) refrigerator and or 1 (one) kitchen)

-Pollution of Natural Resources
(Releasing of foul odor)


TAKEN INTO CUSTODY
Monday, the 26th Day of January
Two Thousand and Nine


DETAINED

for questioning on aforementioned date


TRIAL

denied


EXECUTION

by garbage disposal

18 comments:

andrea said...

This same criminal intruded on our family once. Glad you got 'em!

Ben and Alissa said...

I love how you wrote this! I'm so glad you found the culprit and don't have to gag every time you open the fridge.

Amy said...

LOL

Rachael said...

First of all, that picture alone, makes me want to hurl. Secondly, I can't believe you would do that to your poor disposal. I would have sent that mess straight to the garbage can.

Rachael said...

Oh, and I love your new page, layout, background, whatever you call it....

tharker said...

So glad you found the offender.

ashley said...

Haha, you found it! And I love your new background, so cute.

Aubrey said...

hee hee that is so funny! Glad you found the smell, there is nothing worse than playing "what's that smell" in the kitchen. I had a foul odor in my kitchen when Curtis and I were first married, took me about 2 weeks to find it. No on told me garlic cloves have to breath...WEW!

Lisa said...

So funny. My favorite part is the 'execution'.

AOlson said...

We can all sleep better tonight knowing the culprit has been "taken care of":)

LOVE the new page layout!

Alicia said...

Rachael-Rest assured that picture is not the actual culprit...I spared you the visual of the moldy ones. And, I actually did put them in the garbage. I took some creative liberties for dramatic effect. Thanks for ratting me out.

Heather said...

Were they hiding???

lindsay>boo said...

I'm glad you found the cause of your stench. We are currently having a horrible smell in our van. I don't get it. We've combed that thing several times and we can't figure out what it is. I even had to open up a scentsy bar and stick it in the van. {Yeah, I didn't have time to go get an air freshner from the store. Don't judge me! :) }

Noelle said...

LOLO. woohoo! glad the smell is gone. love the new layout.

Lauren said...

I read a recipe that called for one box of brownie powder, and one can of black beans. You mash them together and bake for a "light" brownie. I was so sicked out, I am going to try them just to blog about them.

Lisa said...

so glad you trashed those...better a landfill than an ocean, ya know?

love the layout.

Mike Brinkerhoff said...

Pleh!!! Gag, gag, gag, gag, gag...

I think I just threw up in my throat a little just seeing that picture... luckily the accompanying text had me laughing so hard it overcame the nausea!

Mike Brinkerhoff said...

Pleh!!! Gag, gag, gag, gag, gag...

I think I just threw up in my throat a little just seeing that picture... luckily the accompanying text had me laughing so hard it overcame the nausea!