Hey, remember this?
Miley Cyrus and boyfriend
Boyfriend: "Check out my arm. When I wear this tighty whitey t-shirt
and hold it like this, I can pretend I have muscles."
Miley: "Oh my gosh, I was totally just thinking the same thing
about my padded push-up bra and this tank! I'm not feeling the
smurf hat, though."
Boyfriend: "What, and you think you look hot with your
farm girl braids? Oh, and Ashton Kutcher called. He wants his hat back."
"Hello? No, I can't hear you, Mum, it's dreadful reception.
I'm just on my way to the lou. You...you can't find your what?
Your fox? No, I haven't seen it, mum, I have no idea where your
fox is. Gotta go, bye Mummy."
Kanye: "I am blowing the roof off this joint in my sneaker/jacket combo."
Guy next to Kanye: "Your shoes are extremely red."
Kanye: "Ain't nobody up in here lookin' as fly as I do, that's fo sho."
Guy: "But...your shoes are....red. You look like you should
be carrying a tiny dog around in a picnic basket."
Kanye: "Fah real, tho, dawg. My outfit's off the hook, right? You feel me?"
Guy: "Dude, even the guy behind us with the ridiculously large glasses
looks better than you in those red shoes."
Two people from the new 90210 show whose names I don't care about
Girl: "Look at us holding hands and gazing longingly into each other's eyes."
Boy: "Yeah, it's like we're on the show, but we're not."
Girl: "Yeah, cause like, we're a couple in real life, and on the show."
Boy: "Yeah. Cool."
Girl: "Look how adorable you are with your jeans sagged down past your butt,
just like how guys wore them back when the first 90210 was on the air."
Guy: "Yeah, I never see anyone else wear jeans like this anymore, but if it was
cool back then, it has to be cool now, right?"
Girl: "Of course. Dylan and Brenda would be so proud of us right now."
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo