Friday, January 30, 2009

More Adventures with Crazy Sleeptalker Guy

Last night as I'm just falling asleep...

me: "Bill, can you roll over onto your side? You're snoring."

Bill: "No I'm not."

me, completely irritated: "What do mean, no you're not? How do you know you're not?"

Bill, starting to get mad: "Because I'm looking right at you." His eyes are closed.

me, completely perplexed: "That doesn't make any sense!!"

Silence.

Bill: "Whatever." Rolls over.

Never a dull moment with this guy, even when he's sleeping.

10 comments:

Ben and Alissa said...

Funny! Ben only gets confused when he's talking in his sleep if he's asleep and I'm watching tv in bed. He sits up and seems like he's awake but says things that completely don't make sense! I just tell him to go back to sleep and he always does.

I still like Bill's "IS THIS MY MONKEY CAGE?!" that you told us about a while ago. For some reason I think about it sometimes and just laugh to myself.

Shayla said...

Good to know I'm not the only one having crazy, weird conversations with a sleeping husband. Whenever Nate starts a new job, I end up getting smacked, shoved or punched in the middle of the night. Seriously! I think I'll sleep on the couch next week. :-)

Amy said...

LOL... some of the most interesting... and confusing... conversations are when Jeremy is asleep. Good stuff.

[M] said...

I say "can you roll over, your snoring" at least once a night. J-P talks in his sleep too. Makes for good entertainment. Oh, and congratulations on your new job. How exciting.

Mike 'n' Cindy Brinkerhoff said...

Brilliant!! I have had MANY sleeptalking conversations with Cindy... Usually I just play nice and help her out of whatever situation she thinks she's in, but sometimes the temptation to have a little fun is too great. On the one or two times she's caught on to what I'm doing, she gets so mad!!

..but then usually still doesn't remember it in the morning..

tharker said...

Reading this, it's like I'm reading an exact conversation that I have with Spencer almost every night! I love it when he tells me that he's not snoring. Yeah, cuz I really WANT to wake you up and lie to you and say that you're snoring!

So funny!!!

Amy J. said...

OK, your rendition of your smelly fridge is one of your best!!! I could hear you yelling accross your house in a Chris Farley voice!

hatch said...

This sounds so familar. When Dan used to farm he would fix equipment in his sleep every harvest. In he sleep his hand would come over to my side of the bed and then he would ask me to hand him his wrench. He would not stop asking me to hand him a wrench until I slapped his hand and say here you go. It was funny.

AOlson said...

Sounds like we all have a bunch of sleep-talkers. Kevin does this often, too. He gets all upset when I wake him up and then I just laugh at him. He never remembers the next day when I ask him about it.

Heather said...

That is so funny. I love that he actually looks at you while his eyes are closed.