Last night as I'm just falling asleep...
me: "Bill, can you roll over onto your side? You're snoring."
Bill: "No I'm not."
me, completely irritated: "What do mean, no you're not? How do you know you're not?"
Bill, starting to get mad: "Because I'm looking right at you." His eyes are closed.
me, completely perplexed: "That doesn't make any sense!!"
Bill: "Whatever." Rolls over.
Never a dull moment with this guy, even when he's sleeping.